rule of three
when asking someone about the number of s-xual partners they’ve had multiply a woman’s answer by 3, ’cause ladies don’t wanna seem like the sl-t. when a man answers divide his number by 3 because he wants to seem like a player.
i knew pete was really spanking the monkey at home when he said he’d been with 3 women.
a joke is at it’s funniest after it’s third use.
similarly, a condom will last for up to three uses before it breaks (not a recommended form of birth control.)
joke: “i know three french words: bonjour, merci, and surrender.”
condoms:
beth: “you wanna go again?”
alex: “i’m out of condoms.”
beth: “that’s okay, the rule of three applies.”
when asking someone about the number of s-xual partners they’ve had divide a woman’s answer by 3, ’cause ladies don’t wanna seem like a sl-t. when a man answers multiply his number by 3 because he wants to seem like a player.
with out applying the rule of three, she was still a sl-t.
when a woman is asked how many s-xual partners she’s had, take her answer and divide by three.
even without applying the rule of three, she had already slept with a staggering number of people.
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