rules


acronym for

r – really
u – useful
l – laws
e – everyone
s – should know
the teacher said to follow the rules.
14 more definitions
the opposite of sucks
black sabbath rules!
bon jovi sucks sh-t.
something that is higher in quality than all other things.
peanut m&ms rule!
things that are made to be broken.
i walked into my catholic school cl-ss, breaking as many “rules” as i could. i had a hat on (twisted halfway to the left), chomping on gum and blowing big pink bubbles, shirt untucked, no belt underneath, shoe laces undone, and to top it off i walked in five minutes after the bell. my teacher nearly had a heart attack when she saw me slouching in my seat and in this state of so-called “disrepair.” she shrieked at me. “you know the rules! no gum, shirt tucked in, a belt, and your shoes must.be.tied! get to cl-ss on time next time, or instead of a tardy i’ll send you to the princ-p-l. now get out your homework!” i nonchalantly asked, “what homework?” she screamed, “you know the rules, do your homework.” and i responded deadpan, “rules are things that are made to be broken.”
1. v. to succede, dominate, or do exceptionally.
2. v. to be better than the rest.
i ruled over that man who’s -ss i kicked.

o’doyle rules.
a statement which denies people what they might want to do. normally written after the event has happened. does not stop people ignoring it, called breaking the rule, as most people are unaware of it, or think the rule is wrong. breaking the rule usually incurs some penalty if caught doing so.
rule 1 – tresp-ssers will be shot.
(irule) one of the many internet rules.
rule 34: if it exists, there’s p-rn of it.
rule – states:

1. any rule broken will lead to a cosmic meltdown

2. rule – is undefined

3. rule – is defined

4. rule – is the lowest number possible behind -9001

5. any rule under this number is invalid

6. all rules are valid except clones
guy: ha, there is no p-rn for this thing.

5 min later

guy: omg a black hole

– everyone dies

thats why you follow rule –

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