Rum Tan


applied to a person who’s skin turns bright red when they drink alcohol or are so drunk they appear fl-stered. if they often appear to be sun burnt even in the winter it is a good indication they like their booze.
“wow i have to pick up a bottle of bacardi this weekend and work on my rum tan!”

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