rumkle
a term for masturbation. a reference to the californication character, charlie rumkle, who was terminated from his place of employment for masturbating at his desk. a lot.
verb: the act of masturbating to internet p-rn at one’s desk in the workplace.
noun: the term used to describe masturbating to internet p-rn at one’s desk in the workplace.
verb use: “go ahead, i’ll join you after i knock off a quick rumkle.”
noun use: “werner will join us in a few minutes. he’s squeezing in a quick rumkle back at the office first.”
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