rump chaw


the sudden, acute onset of an intense itching sensation of the -n-s in which immediate action must be taken in order to gain relief. the sensation is compared to the feeling of a mosquito biting the r-ct-m. this condition is also known as ‘-n-l ants’ if -ssociated stinging and burning occurs.
i was saying my wedding vows in front of 300 people when i was suddenly stricken with a horrible case of rump chaw. there was nothing i could do but squeeze my -ss cheeks together and pray it would go away.

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