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the practice of aggressively shaking a can of beer and then smashing it against your forehead until a hole is formed from which you suck out the remaining beer inside the can as fast as possible. this is usually performed with others in a circular formation. it is common to repeatedly chant “rum-pel-stilt-skin” as the beer is being shaken.
peter and luke rumpelstiltskined so many beers in the hallway last night their heads were still ringing this morning.

let’s go rumpelstiltskin some beers outside on the fratio.

did you see little johnny rumpelstiltskinning those beers at yesterday’s tailgate? he should really learn to take it more easy.
the combination of a rimjob and a blumpkin. the licking of the -n-s whilst one is defecating feces from said hole.
bro 1: “i was taking a sh-t yesterday when this crazy b-tch crawled under the stall!”

bro 2: “broooooooooo!”

bro 1: “yeah, but that’s not all! she leaned over onto me and…”

bro 2: “started sucking your d-ck? old news bro, i get blumpkins all the time.”

bro 1: “no! no! no!!! she started licking my -sshole while i was sh-tting!”

bro 2: “brooooooooooooooo! rumpelstiltskin!!!! natty?”

bro 3: “i have a raging b-n-r!”
1. a dwarfish creature who will spin yarn into gold in return for a first born child

2. the inability to achieve an erection after a night of rumping.
girl: “what’s wrong, baby?”

boy: “its not you, its me. i’ve got a godd-mn rumpelstiltskin from all the rumping earlier.”
a c-cktail consisting of vodka and dr. pepper. it is traditionally served over ice in a juice gl-ss.
bartender, i’ll have a rumpelstiltskin and a beer.
this is when a man (or sometimes woman) is bent over giving the man a bl-w j-b. while this is occurring the man/woman giving the bl-wj-b is sh-tting. simultaneously, the man receiving the bl-w j-b vomits down into the man/woman’s -ss crack causing a flood of vomit and sh-t to be flung from the -n-s.

-someone who i well verse in being the bent over partic-p-nt can suck vomit into the -n-s and then spray it out in a plethora of directions.
ex. a man recieveing a bj vomits into the -ss of the man or woman who is giving it while he or she sh-ts, making her a rumpelstiltskin
a rumpelstiltskin is an alcoholic beverage consisting of the following: bottom shelf vodka on the rocks, with a dash of lemon or lime juice. should be served stirred not shaken.
money was tight, so we got drunk on rumpelstiltskin.

i ran out of mixer, so i made a rumpelstiltskin.

while having s-x with a woman, order her to say your name. regardless of the name she says, slap her across the face and tell her she is wrong.

do this until she guesses “rumpelstiltskin”

in the event that she guesses rumpelstiltskin, knock her unconscious and run. you now have the right to her firstborn child.
say my name b-tch! -slap-

she doesn’t know that i’m rumpelstiltskin-ing.

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