Rumpkin
a s-xual act in which a male urinates while having his -n-s licked by a close, intimate, partner. often confused with a reverse blumpkin,in which a male receives f-ll-t– while his partner defecates. this the true antonym of blumpkin.
i knew becky was a keeper when she was comfortable enough for me to pee in front of her, but i knew she was the “one” when she gave me a rumpkin.
penitentary jargon. a fool;a moron;a young inexperienced person of low intelligence.
hey whitey,check out the “fresh fish”is he a rumpkin or what,haha?
the opposite of a blumpkin. getting your salad tossed while taking a p-ss.
my dirty ex girlfriend martina, loved give me a nice long rumpkin while i was taking a p-ss!
rump-kin: a person who is a hobo type without attention or care to their appearance, hygeine;
a person who wears a mullett and gets evicted from low rent trailer parks.
:a couch surfer
that guy driving the old car with a mattress tied to the roof wearing the yard sale ball cap is such a rumpkin!
a large black -ss with it’s own gravitational pull
she’s got a rumpkin thats why i love her
an -ss the is plump and round like a pumpkin
yo hommy, check out the rumpkin on my honey. that baby has back!
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