Rumple Butter


occurs when small amounts of p–p acc-mulate from not wiping well enough. eventually the p–p hardens into a crust. after an event that causes the individual to perspire the crust melts to form rumple b-tter. it is distinguishable by its intense odor that may resemble anything from a fresh t-rd to the bottle return room at your local grocery.
you’re playing basketball with some friends and something begins to smell so bad that your gag reflex becomes an unavoidable reaction to the odor. you know that it’s not a fart because although a fart may linger for a moment it eventually dissipates. you notice there is no trash or fecal matter present and you begin to deduce that this could be a cl-ssic case of rumple b-tter. tell your stinky friend to clean their -ss out. rumple b-tter… spread that on your toast in the morning… mmmmm

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