Rumple River


the process of drinking several and consecutive shots of rumplemintz; and in doing so, b-mping into other bar patrons, slurring words and of course, drinking more rumplemintz.
“hey buddy! how bout we get housed on tequila shots tonight!

ehh, i’m feeling a bit trashy. wanna ride that dirty rumple river instead?”

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