Rumplemerkin
the act of jacking off into a merkin
michael: hey dude did i show you my new merkin?
mark: that was your merkin?
michael: yes.
mark: i jacked off in that merkin last night.
michael: you b-st-rd! you rumplemerkined my merkin!
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