rumpswab


a person who is so intense and sloppy while -ss kissing that he or she might as well be a bidet.
you can’t expect a rumpswab like him to think critically about the boss

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  • happy #ff

    an absurd hash tag greeting on twitter meaning “happy follow friday”, used by twitter junkies to tweet to long lists of followers on fridays, usually clogging up everyone else’s twitter feeds with tweets of no substance. h-rny4u: happy #ff sherlockholmes411: dude, that’s the 50th tweet i’ve gotten from you today.

  • Heckers

    heckers can be split into two distinct parts, “hec” – an arabic word that used to refer to the traditional food taken at night during rhamamdan, but now refers to the wild-partying/heavy drinking/bomb-exploding shennanigans that take place during this time period now. the second part of the word, “kers” is derived from the scottisc language […]

  • spred cat spat

    when your girl takes an herbal laxative for 3 days straight and comes over you house for some action and sh-ts all over your face . i got hit by the spred cat spat last night ,you should have seen the dirty brown dishwater blasting out her -n-s all over my face and chest !! […]

  • squidbox

    originally founded by lorraine walden, noun to describe something you dont know the name of, closely related to doofer or thingy. dude 1 “why is your car not working” dude 2 “the squidbox is blown” dude 3 “hannah wheatley is a squidbox”


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