Rumpy Pumpy

rumpy pumpy means to have s-x
i wanna have rumpy pumpy time with you sketch bb
the act of s-xual intercourse between a man and a woman, usually in a lighthearted and quick manner.
andy is waiting for his wife to get ready to go out for the evening, he feels aroused at watching her getting dressed, and asks ” how about a bit of rumpy pumpy before we go? ”
answer 99% of the time is ” get off, watch my hair!! ”
(uk) heteros-xual intercourse
fancy a bit of the ol’ rumpy-pumpy me dear?
polite way in asking ones partner if she wouldnt mind partaking in s-xual intercourse.of course this is actually a well known disguised code for -n-l rape!
tabatha my darling do u wish to partake of some rumpy pumpy on the veranda.asked jeremy.
not now my darling my -ss hole is still a gaping cavern from our last jaunt.
#b-tt f-k #humpy pumpy #rusty bullett wound #jeremy kyle is a tw-t #mud marine
is a phrase used to describe the heated s-xual acts of sailors and their women after consumption of large quant-ties of rum
the sailors were up to some rumpy pumpy
#swinging #sh-gging #sh-g #rooting #root
the kind of s-x midgets have. when two midgets screw, their -sses look bigger than their faces.
papa smurf: “hey mama smurf, hows a little rumpy-pumpy?”

mama smurf: “f-ck off, i’m masturbating”
#s-x #sh-g #rump #boning #banging #j-zz #guava jam
for thouse who are too up-theirselfs to say ‘s-x’
do you want some rumpy pumpy tonight?
#s-x #rumpy #pumpy #jiggy #shizzle #moo #i’m #a #pregnant #donkey #ur-n-s #-n-s #f-g #t-t #b-mp #look #s-xy #s-xie #rumpie #pumpie
-n-l s-x. specifically, heteros-xual -n-l s-x between a man and a woman.
she ate white castle for lunch, so i had to wash my d-ck off real good after giving my b-tch the ol’ rumpy pumpy.
#b-tt f-ck #-ss f-ck #-n-l s-x #-n-l #b-ttafuoco #b-ttsecks