Runt Muffin
a person of marginal intelligence who enjoys partaking in the exploration of upward concavities. contrary to popular belief, runt m-ffins are usually obese, despite their limited diet of female genitalia.
schmandie is such a runt m-ffin, did you see the way she looked at the cashier’s nether regions?
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some messed up term a guy is forced to make up so that he doesnt have to be responsable with a girl or get compromised eg he is such a jerk, she wanted a relationship but he told her they were s-xual friends
- sex slap
a consensual act of rough s-x during which some spanking goes on. see also s&m. “he s-x-slapped the h-ll out her…and she loved it!” the slapping sound commonly made when doing a meaty chick raymond could hear s-x slap noises coming from the other room as his brother was f-cking some big booty.
- Russian Backpack
when a male is having -n-l s-x with a female and is interupted by an outside source. he proceeds to pull out so fast and with such vigor, he rips out her o ring. kevin was boning this girl and her parents walked in. she ended up with a russian backpack. ouch. a plastic shopping […]
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term used to describe someone who has f-cking tragic banter. pete – “where is kirstie?” kirsty – “taking a nap” pete – “f-cking sh-tecrack”
- shits in suits
politicians, lawmakers, judges, all sorts of authority. f-ck them, and f-ck the law. the problem doesn’t rely on the boys in blue, it relies on the sh-ts in suits. they give the orders, the others just follow them. it’s chain of command. those boys in blue b-st-rds need to show results at the end of […]