Rurik
a unusually pudgy man who sets his fuzzy sweaters on fire while he is wearing them and teaching science cl-ss. he has a hitler mustache that often gets crusty things stuck in it. smells like a mixture of cigarette smoke and weird minty spray and we often found cigarette holes burned in his sweaters.
a thank you here, another thank you here, ooh a double thank you here!!
an anti-sematic science teacher from minnesota with unusually chubby fingers and one pair of vans tennis shoes.
he knows your listening if your chins are pointed this way.
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