rush hour

that period in the day when the drones finish their 9 to 5 jobs to spend another 3 hours in traffic moving slower then they could walk. during which they are too depressed to care about anything and may be suicidal, or starting to become angry and may wish to bash your face in. avoid these people at all costs.
rush hour blows.
a movie of kung fu from funny china-man and racial slurs from a black man
rush hour has jackie chan.
funniest movie series in the world, which has the funniest quotes….teams up actors which make a great team…making these movies cl-ssic….supposedely coming out with a 3rd one this summer….
chan-wut is up my n-gg-

black guy in pool place- boy u better watch yo mouth!

rumble starts

(2) carter- thats not a cigarette thats cigaweed!
(3)carter- this food is mad greasy chin u tryin to sell a box of grease
chinese guy- you a punk b-tch
carter- im no punk b-tch u the punk b-tch!!
(4)carter- you dont jump in front of a black man on a buffet line!
(5)chan- in hong kong i michael jackson u toto
carter- you mean t-to totos wut we had for dinner last night
(6) carter singing- cant stop til i get enough wont stop til the music ah wont stop til the music stops….ill be right back ill be right back
1) a movie starring jackie chan and chris tucker.

2) evening hours when the roads begin to get congested like a fat man’s arteries. usually starts around 4 and ends at 8, reaching total gridlock at 5. drivers during these hours seem to be more concerned with not letting you get infront of them in lane switches (by speeding up alongside of you) than their own wellbeing. they also don’t want to wait more than 3 milliseconds to take a left turn even when there is oncoming traffic. even if they broke a hundred traffic laws to get there, drivers still seem to obey the speed limit when they are the first car in traffic, while everyone else is tailgating. argh.
1) rush hour was funny.

2) rush hour is not funny.
like the movie star duo of jackie chan and chris tucker. rush hour represents an asian and black man that is extreme good at any drinking game that comes their way.

pure domination.
d-mn, we got murdered in beer pong by team rush hour!
occurs between 5:00pm to 9:00pm (it’s alway the worst at 5), rush hour happens in pretty much any urbanized area, especially in and around major cities. the excess of cars on the road causes gridlock and traffic jams. however, once traffic actually starts moving, you figure out why it’s called “rush hour”, because everyone is in a rush and would rather risk you slamming into the side of their car as they cut a quick left, then wait 3 seconds for you to p-ss.
during rush hour; unless you are fearless and like to rush into traffic horns blazing; avoid stop signs and left turns at all costs because you’ll never be able to p-ss the parade of stressed out office workers who are in a hurry to get home and nagged by their wives.
any man or woman in a suit that is always in a hurry and in a huff and are usually rude and push the revolving doors too fast.
“some rush hour on the train this morning shoved me as he was leaving!”