Russert potato
(noun) — (definition 1) a man who has a belly diameter equal to or greater that one half his overall height, thereby possibly making him a high-risk candidate for coronary artery disease, coronary thrombus or perhaps even sudden cardiac death.
(noun) — (definition 2) the belly of such a person as described in definition 1 of this word.
(so named after the sudden, cardiac death of reknown u.s. journalist tim russert on 13 june, 2008. r.i.p. )
when i heard about extreme belly fat being a factor in “sudden cardiac death”, i measured my body’s latt-tude at my belly b-tton. i’m probably not eight feet tall. therefore, it would behoove me to exercise, eat less junk food and get rid of this russert potato!
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