Russian Astronomy


step 1: you, and some friends go get completely obliterated by russian standard vodka

step 2: take your freshly drank bottle of vodka and make sure there’s one or two drops left in the bottle.

step 3: “accidentally” pour the remaining droplets of vodka into the unsuspecting individual’s eyes.

step 4: tape bottle of vodka to person’s face and have them look up in the sky

russian astronomy
nikkita: so me and some friends got completely trashed last night

drajil: so what, that’s what we do that every night

nikkita: yeah but we got our friend to do some russian astronomy,

drajil: that must’ve burnt his eye like a stare from stalin himself!

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