Russian Bear 5000
a weight gainer that contains 5000 calories per serving, and has that deer antler sh-t in it that got ray lewis in trouble.
deer antler powder unlike hgh is banned in the nfl.
bill: yeah i started taking russian bear 5000 and got huge really helped me pack on the pounds now i don’t look like such a b-tch
joe: you shouldn’t take that, it has that sketchy deer antler stuff thats got ray lewis in trouble with the nfl.
bill: its not illegal b-tch!
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