Russian Bear


a large person with russian heritage who:
-takes no sh-t from others
-throws his weight around whenever possible
-enjoys vodka and occasionly consumes it in excess
-can be easy to get along with at times or a big b-st-rd at others
-has his own opinions about just about evrything and isn’t scared to speak his mind
-hates yuppies, city people, and anyone who is ignorant to how the world operates outside of city limits
-enjoys hibernating for vast periods of time summer and winter
-has an urge to travel the world and some day return to the motherland
“hey russian bear come here for a minute.”
1. during the 1970’s p-rn movement, an actor who’s character resembled a large russian male with a heavy accent, limited english vocabulary, hairy chest, and beard (similar to that of a lumberjack).

2. strong and intimidating. capable off crushing your body with their bare hands.
ben: you seen this one yet?
brett: no, sure is old though. couldn’t you have found some newer stuff? the girls in this don’t even shave..
ben: haha! look at his hairy old -ss.
brett: (with thick accent) like russian bear, i break your legs!

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