Russian Easter Egg
when a person places fecal matter between the mattress and box spring. thus resulting in a special surprise upon discovery. common joke between eastern european males between the ages of 17 and 22.
“i just left a russian easter egg in his bedroom!”
“she is going to be p-ssed when that russian easter egg does not scrub out of the mattress.”
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