Russian Endurance Challenge
a game that requires a matured p-n-s that is capable of producing a visible -j-c-l-t–n. the object of the game is to endure the longest amount of time. the game is played with a minimum of three people where the players sit in a circle while vigoriously stroking the erection of the player to their right. the last person to -j-c-l-t- wins and the losers must lick their hands clean.
carl: “hey frank did you hear ryan lost that russian endurance challenge last night?”
frank: “yea man, i was surprised he is so well endowed”
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