russian grasshopper


a seldom used and wildly underappreciated method of blending eastern european wrestling techniques and s-d-stic s-xual artistry, the russian gr-sshopper requires the receiver to kneel in the doggie style position whilst the giver forces the receiver into a full nelson hold and penetrates the preferred orifice. the ensuing and highly antic-p-ted arm thrashing closely resembles a gr-sshopper helplessly pinned to the ground.
“are you f-cking serious?? you’re dumping me because i turned your sister into a russian gr-sshopper?!”

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