Russian Picnic
take sprats and pickled cabbage and put it on dark bread; open a bottle of vodka. if you eat sprats and pickled cabbage on dark bread, follow it with vodka, and f-cking love it, you’re having a russian picnic.
when you’ve had enough russian picnics, you might start having the urge to beat people with a fish (effective for social control and rehabilitation).
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