Russian Rocket


when you are having -n-l s-x and your partner farts as you -j-c-l-t- causing a blast off experience!!!
melissa: danm girl!! what happened to your head???
destinee: well, mark was giving it to me saucy last night and by saucy i mean i ate a hefty meal at applebees.
melissa: eww girl, thats disgusting i haven’t eaten there since i got my p-n-s removed!! but go on…..
destinee: anyway weirdo!! i b-tt-trumpeted real hard right as he came and i blasted off hitting my head on the ceiling!!!
melissa: danm girl, you know eating at applebees is correlated to a higher potential of the russian rocket.

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