russian salami


the act of placing one’s erect p-n-s in the snow until it is numb. subsequently, the female’s v-g-n- is penetrated, resulting in a warm tingling sensation.
vladmir: comrade, i had the best s-x last night. i place d-ck in snow and penetrated svetlana–it give sensation of dragon’s breath in siberian tundra. the ole russian salami i tell you!

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