Russian Time-bomb
a russian or other women of eastern european ethnicity, who will undoubtedly explode when they reach the pre-designated genetic time frame. the latter usually being ages 40+ but there are reported incidents of this happening as young as 30 or even sooner if they have children. this explosion is what const-tutes them as a russian time-bomb. the young beautiful russian women will transform into the gruff logger, possibly sporting a thin beard, chopping firewood outside of the cabin surrounded by a gaggle of sp-wn.
“i had to return my mail order bride tawnya as she reached the point of maximum impact and the russian time-bomb detonated.”
an alcoholic beverage consisting of 50% vodka and 50% red-wine. russians are usually the only people to drink this drink, as we all know. russians love there vodka
bar tender: what can i get you sir?
you: can i have a russian time-bomb please.
bar tender: coming right up.
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