Russian Toilette
after sitting on the toilet to p–p, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom. you decide to p–p anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.
husband: “honey, i just played russian toilette, and lost”
wife: “sucks to be you. try not to bite your fingernails”
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