russian trombone


a mistaken pr-nunciation of a “rusty trombone” – where you eat someone’s -ss while reaching under to give them a handjob.

“rusty” because you’re eating -ss. get it, get it? lolomg
she asked me what i wanted for by birthday and i told her a rusty trombone would be absolutely lovely.
the act of receiving a hand job while having your partner blow on your b-tt hole.
bro, last night i got a russian trombone from this indian hooker and my b-tt hole is still moist!
when you give a guy a rimjob and a handjob at the same time
i gave karl malone a russian trombone last night!!!

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