russian turnpipe



1.)the realization that when another person says they were hurt, it can’t be decided by someone else whether they were.
2.) what happens when you try to think about what would happen when you actually get off your lazy -ss and do something with yourself. not that you’ll actually do it, though.
3.) a technique for s-x in which someone gets jammed forcefully into a small metal pipe by a russian dude, effectively killing them. not actually for s-x. just to kill.
he was an -sshole until he had a russian turnpipe.

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