Russian Unicorn
(v): when you put a strap-on d-ld- on your head (so you look like a unicorn) and and then f-ck the sh-t out of your girl(or guy) until she(or he) screams your name.
chris: “dude i heard your girl spent the night”
edward: “yeah! i gave her the ol’ russian unicorn!”
chris: “nice!”
that guy over there looks like he’s ready for the russian unicorn.
a song by a bad lip reading making fun of michael bublé havent met you yet
did you hear the new song by michael bublé
no
will its called russian unicorn and it rocks
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