a gay man’s period.
once a month, for usually 3-5 days, all gay men experience rustb*tt, when the acc*mulated s*m*n and blood from a month of b*tt s*x is shed from the *n*l lining, and comes out as a rust-colored fluid.
this totally hot guy wants to come home with me tonight, but i’ve got mad rustb*tt 🙁
- beef sandwich v*g*n*
the name given to a v*g*n* with very meaty loose flapping l*b** lips, which more than not smells like a week old plate of rotting anchovies. i have f*ck*d a woman such as this. i’m not proud but there you go. “oh, please tell me you didn’t f*ck her beef sandwich v*g*n*.” “man, i wasn’t […]
- cherry dipping
when you dip your b*lls in a girls v*g*n* while she is on her period. joe loves cherry dipping his wife….
- emma henderson
performing a s*xual act to your partner within the confines of a children’s play area i heard you gave your man an emma henderson the other day
when a dog will not stop humping an object you should call it a humposaurus. ahhh dog!!! stop being such a humposaurus!