Rustwood Tree


a large, st-rdy tree that grows only on mountains and thrives near bodies of water. its leaves have magical properties that when smoked reveal the meaning of life.
person #1: “dude, that’s got to be the biggest and coolest tree i’ve ever seen.”
person #2: “that’s a rustwood tree, let’s smoke the leaves and be super wise!!”

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