Rusty Clumper
to take a rusty hammer, shove it in a poor victim’s v-g-n-, rub shavings off of the hammer, and proceed to eat them.
person 1: dude, how was that f-ck last night?
person 2: great, i gave my girlfriend a rusty clumper.
#c-ck #cla #rust
to take a rusty hammer, shove it in your poor victim’s v-g-n-, and rub shavings off of the hammer and into the v-g-n-, and proceed to eat them.
friend 1: how was last night?
friend 2: great, i f-cked and gave her a rusty clumper!
#cla #rust #hammer #toys
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