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the act of using a rice krispies treat d-ld- on a girl while simultaneously eating out her -sshole. the act must be performed until you hear the “snap, krackle, and pop” of the rice krispies before it can be considered a rusty crinkler. traditionally the rice krispie treat is consumed by the female partner at the completion of the rusty crinkler, however it is completely optional. the rusty crinkler is solely dedicated to chris p. and is loosely based on the rusty trombone.

alternative spelling(s): rusty krinkler® this spelling is a registered trademark of the kelloggs corporation

ingredients needed to complete the rusty crinkler:

(3) tablespoons b-tter
– us sticks of b-tter contain 8 tablespoons, the remaining 5 tablespoons of b-tter can be used for lubrication if the size of the rice krispie treat exceeds the v-g-n-l capacity of the partner

(10 oz.) package marshmallows
– the subst-tution of circus peanuts for marshmallows has been discussed to allow for a flesh colored treat, however currently there is no known circus peanut rice krispies treat d-ld-

(6) cups rice krispies
– depending on the preference of the partner cocoa puffs can be subst-tuted for rice krispies. for proper cocoa puffs subst-tution all ingredients should be doubled

directions:

1. melt b-tter in large saucepan over low heat. keep remaining b-tter cool and available for later use (see above)

2. add marshmallows to melted b-tter and stir until completely melted. remove from heat.

3. add kellogg’s rice krispies cereal or cocoa puffs (see reference above). stir until well coated.

4. using clean and b-ttered hands shape mixture into a male c-ck. formation and size is left up to personal discretion
best if used the same day.

5. insert rice krispies treat into the females v-g-n-. if met with any resistance from the female the remaining b-tter may be used for lubrication (optional: tequila shots)

6. while f-cking the female with the crispy d-ld- treat the partner is simultaneously eating out her -n-s. (alternative suggestions include using the rice krispie treat d-ck for -n-l penetration, in this case the d-ld- must be consumed by the female. this alternative is rumored to be popular in urban culture, however this method is rarely doc-mented and not universally accepted as a rusty crinkler)

7. in both the traditional and unnacepted alternative rusty crinkler; the action must continue until the “snap, krackle, and pop” of the rice krispies treat is heard.

8. the rice krispie c-ck can be discarded or consumed by either willing partner. (this does not apply if the treat was used for -n-l stimulation, see above)
i finally made the rusty crinkler official, it took a lot of prep work, but in the end it was totally worth it.