Rusty Mower


the act of rapidly and aggressively removing -n-l beads from your significant others hoop, much like the motion one uses when attempting to start a rusty lawn mower.
my mrs gave me such a brutal rusty mower last night that i ended up pebble dashing the ceiling.

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