when after putting it in a girls b-tt, she turns around and gives you a handjob with a twisting motion.
“yeah bruh, last night i got with that new girl and she gave me a rusty pipe wrench”
- event taco
a person who attends a variety of events or parties. this is the 4th time this week i’ve seen him here. he’s such an event taco.
- cr*p in my eye
when an eyelash or dirt gets in the sides of you’re eye. “ah!” yelled jerry. “what’s wrong?” said sam. “i just got some cr-p in my eye,” jerry replied.
southern ebonic pr-nunciation for hilarious yo playa, dat chris rock is mofuggin’ hilurious!!! a word typically used to make the word hilarious sound 19x funnier than it actually is d-mn bruh you funny, you’re so hilurious
- dirty frito
a nasty fart after eating too much beef and tortilla chips my wife was like d-mn i smell a dirty frito
when a person of the male gender has s-xual intercourse with many women over a short period of time guy 1: man you’re so lucky you get so much p-ssy guy 2: yeah dude i’ve been really cl-torich lately