Rusty Sawmill
an advanced s-xual maneuver. first, make a girl run on a treadmill till she has to take a sh-t. then f-ck her in the -ss and till your d-ck is covered in sh-t. then have her squeeze her legs together. f-ck her squeezed together sweaty legs till you get to the arches of her feet. f-ck the arches of her feet till you skeet.
merry christmas dear, its a new treadmill, now we can do the rusty sawmill without you having to do so many squat-thrusts.
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