rusty trumpet
1. the female version of the rusty trombone
2. to eat the -ss of a woman while reaching around and fiddling with her special place (especially with several fingers, simulating a trumpet)
i gave your mother a rusty trumpet.
she loved it.
when a woman (or man) is giving a man a bl-w j-b while humming (like a trumpet) and using three fingers to stimulate the b-lls.
the goal of the rusty trumpet is not for the man to -rg-sm, but for the man to fart.
man: hey baby, you want to give me a rusty trumpet?
woman: what’s that?!?!
man: well, you slob on my kn-b like corn on the cob, then use tree fingers to m-ssage my b-lls, the job aint done until i fart! wocka wocka!
after one performs -n-l to another, the dingleberries from their b-tthole stick to your genitals.
that stanky b-tch gave me a rusty trumpet!
similar fo the rusty trombone just in reverse typical male and female fashion. the male rims out the women and commences diddling her piddle with multiple fingers in a trumpet like fashion.
dave: what did you and jill do last night?
aaron: we started our own br-ss band!
dave: she gave you a rusty tombone?!?
aaron: and then i gave her the rusty trumpet!
dave: nice!!
aaron: and then we each drank a bottle of listerine so as to not get e-coli.
a rusty trumpet is a rusty trumpet lol
a rusty trumpet is when one guy is bent over and another guys comes up behind him jacks him off and blows in his b-tt hole
sitting on your partners chest, with you p-n-s in their mouth, you -j-c-l-t- into their mouth as you simultaneously fart on their chest, giving the illusion that they are playing the trumpet with your c-ck. extra bonus points are awarded if you manage to shard at the same time.
“bill always leaves a stain when we do the rusty trumpet”, kelly complained.
1:involves a woman eating out a guy’s -ss while concurrently tugging him off.
2:a trumpet that has been exposed to too much salty water. probably the salt included with s-m-n.
“dude, i like soo got the best rusty trumpet last night. f-ck s-xual intercourse.”
“my trumpet is getting rather rusty. tug over this this 2 ohm resistor instead. “oh! 2 ohms! faster! ohhh…”
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