Rusty Valet


eating -ss in a car, usually in a semi public place, ie, mcdonald’s parking lot.
mike gave me a rusty valet right there in the handicapped parking spot of wal-mart last night!
you better marry him jane, he is a keeper!

Read Also:

  • wanker flag

    flag depicting the cross of st. george (red cross on white background) carried by loud football fans, or attached to their cars. so called because it gives the bystander a good clue as to the masturbatory proclivities of the bearer. mainly found in southern u.k. bearers of w-nker flags can often be heard making noises […]

  • Wanker Hands

    dispite sounding offensive the term ‘w-nker hands’ is actually a endearing and affectionate phrase commonly used in north west of england to describe someone who has very nice hands. me; i see you’ve got w-nker hands. you; why thank you. i grew them myself.

  • daisy chaining

    when large numbers of people engage in oral s-x in alternating face up/face down positions forming a circular group of people. an individual engaged in daisy chaining will be giving oral s-x to one person while receiving oral pleasure from a different person (at the same time). probably referring to a ring of intertwined bosies […]

  • Daljapador

    the best threesome of dog show girls ever. we rule the open senior ring with our awesomeness. we enjoy finding our original callings, such as waffles, oranges, homeless men with walkers, and shiba inu dogs. n-body can ever amount the us, because we are the best. ador: oh my gosh, random reggae cd! dal: let’s […]

  • Wide-Nine

    1) american football defensive line formation popularized by former tennessee t-tans and current philadelphia eagles coach jim washburn. formation requires defensive ends to line-up “wide” on the outside shoulder of offensive tackles. ends also typically lineup in a three-point stance with heads curled to the ground. this offers line a better angle for rushing the […]


Disclaimer: Rusty Valet definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.