ruttle


a ruttle is when a man is sitting in a particular position, so that his fart cannot p-ss out the back of his -ss, so it escapes from underneath his t-st-cl-s, therefore vibrating them.
everytime i fart in my office chair, i ruttle
the act of ordering or preparing a hot drink that is not befitting of one’s gender or s-xuality.
when i went to costa coffee this morning, i ruttled.

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