Ryan Porter, Born on September 18, 1996
a man who is clearly epic and without his existence mankind would completely lose equilibrium and homeostasis for all things living would simply stop, halt, and die out in a nuclear failure.
man 1: gee did you see ryan porter got sick?
man 2: oh no i hope he odes not die that would be bad, we’d all die!
man 1 : we better write him a get well card!
man 2: he is the one and only ryan porter, born on september 18, 1996
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