Ryanize


to penetrate so erratically that is causes a woman to momentarily lose the ability to walk or spread her legs.
“ron: hey betsy, i heard you had a good time over at archie’s last night.
betsy: yeah, exept for the fact that i’m too sore to move. the b-st-rd ryanized me.”
(v) to make things overly complex and cerebral, not out of vain conceit, but just because par is less than self-satisfying. to speak words that could be simple, but somehow make them so complex that no one with a sat score of less than 2000 can understand them. to turn a one page paper into an 8 page essay, just for the heck of it.
“dude, stop ryanizing this project, you’re making the rest of of look stupid.”
“sorry man, the requirements weren’t challenging enough so i had to ryanize it a little bit.”

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