Ryan’s Mom


noun; a very attractive woman, who’s even more so attractive then your standard milf. a lucky find. you won’t find one of these every day at the corner store. maybe once a week.
bob: check out that milf over there
steve: thats not a standard milf, that looks like “ryan’s mom”

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