Sabbing
a form of fake sympathy. you say it to sound like you care, but everyone around you knows you don’t.
jenny: so many guys like me! it’s really hard choosing which one i want. this sucks!”
tiana: “oh yeah. it must suck having tons of guys liking you. i’m sabbing so hard right now.”
to sab; a form of crying where your face goes red and your eyes start to tear, often acompanied with yelling a spazzing.
he was sabbing like a baby when i kicked him yesterday
the act of non-studying (facebook, 9gag, tumblr, diablo iii, you name it) while you should be studying, a.k.a. “study avoiding behavior”.
matt: “hey man, did you study for this test or what?”
john: “no bro, been sabbing all night throwing eggs at clowns.”
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