Sack brand


sack brand: were the creases of your boxershorts (or underpants) gets branded into the mans scr-t-m due to sitting down in the same position for a long period of time and the sweat from the crotch seeps into the imprints on the scr-t-m from the pants, which in turn stings alot, which he experiences when the man eventually stands up.
john: “c-m’on mate you’ve been playing oblivion for 7 hours now mate, lets go the shop!”
mike: “aww ten more minuites!”
john: “f-ckin h-ll get up” (john grabs mike by the arm and pulls him up)
mike: “argghhhhh!”
john: “what”
mike: (stands very rigid and pulls his boxer shorts through his pants off his scr-t-m gently) “sack brand!!!!
john: “sh-t, sorry mate (whilst laughing) i’ll give you a few minuites…”

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