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a city in northern california that all residents are brainwashed to think is the greatest utopian paradise in the universe, but is really a boring city with nothing to do and no real economy besides the government. anybody who has actually lived in a real, exciting, cultured city can’t understand this mentality and can’t get out of there fast enough.
person 1: i’m from paris.
person 2: i’m from new york.
person 3: i’m from san francisco.
person 4: i’m from tokyo.
person 5: i’m from sacramento, which is just as large and great of a city as all of those and has just as much to do. please take a pamphlet about my city and also have some kool-aid.

person 1: i’m going to detroit this weekend.

person 2: yuck, at least it’s not sacramento.
the capital of california. any moron who thinks that there’s nothing here but agricultural areas has obviously p-ssed judgement before even visiting here. i’ve lived here my whole life and i ain’t ever seen no livestock up in here! why does everyone call it cowtown for? i’ve never seen any cows here! sactown is underated- it has an awesome nightlife and plenty of other things to do, plus it has a small town feel despite its big city size cuz ppo are more friendly here than in most large cities. and no, sacramento is not in virginia, unless there’s a tiny town there by that name that isn’t on the map. stop hatin on the kings cuz if ya ask me the lakers suck more!
sacramento is a kick -ss city!
a normal city that is really under-rated. people call it cow-town yet in reality i have never seen a cow here before. people think it s small and the people are weird but it actually has many suburbs and communities, just as big or bigger than other fairly sized cities, about the same as san diego or portland or orlando, etc. they also have an nba team that everyone hates yet this year they actually made it much farther than the team everyone loves, the lakers. it is predjudiced too much and you should come live here for a while before you criticize it you cheap b-st-rds. la is gay. im out
sacramento is not a cow town. neither is it small.
definition: not to be confused with davis!!!!!!evil monkey has never been to sacramento. ghost town? what the h-ll is that? there is as much in sacramento and its surrounding areas as there is in san diego or l.a. there are tons of clubs, bars, better restaurants, and everybody is moving here. i just moved from san diego. there is crazy traffic, and no ghosts. wow, evil monkey must travel here a lot.
hot cities in united states
1.the capital city of california.
2. one of the fastest growing cities in the us. population to grow 4 million by the year 2020.
3. home of the kings of the nba.
sactown hater: sacramento sucks. it’s a cowtown.
me: you’re a f-cking moron. you have never been to sac and know nothing about it so shut the f-ck up.
sacramento is a really nice place to live. i just moved here couple of years ago from philly and love this place. people who think this is a small city, they’re dead wrong. from elk grove to auburn, greater sacramento area will amaze you. greater sacramento (sacramento county, placer county, yolo county, el dorado county) is f-ckin huge!!! the suburbs, roseville, granite bay, rocklin etc, are a great place to raise your kids with nice schools. people here really love the kings, and you wont know what i mean untill you actually go to a game. the weather is nice all year long. there’s plenty to for entertainment: clubs, bars… the whole nine yards. in another 20 years, this metro will be the envy of a lot of other cities. ignore all these other idiots here just hating.
sacramento is f-ckin awesome.
sacramento is the capital, that’s right the capital of california. it is a big city, with an amazing downtown area, a nice suburban area, a notorious ghetto area, and yes, beautiful farmland with livestock such as cows.

sac-town was cited by time magazine as the most integrated city in the united states. the 2005-2007 census shows the population of the city of trees to be 53% white, 16.1% black, and 19.3% asian. in addition, 24.8% of the population were latino or hispanic of any race.

the 91sickness is not part of the bay area, as the weather gets much hotter here, but we do get f-cking hyphy.
the american river runs through sac, creating spots for fishing, swimming, and drunken college partying.

sacramento’s basketball team is the

sacramento kings,

who have had a long-standing showdown with the los angeles lakers

sac is a mayor center of art and music, with museums and great local bands often playing at downtown venues.

sacramento was ranked 38th in a list of the most populated us cities.
jim: “so where are you from?”

figure.10: “sacramento”

jim:”isn’t that full of cows and gangsters?”

figure.10: -laughs- “we’re way cooler than that, dude!”
city where the most alcohol is consumed in northern california. city where the weekend starts on wednesday. only city in california where everyone eats out for every meal.
does anyone do anything other than drink in sacramento?