Sad clown

somone who is really depressed but hides it. they paint themselves with a cheery mask and pretend everything is ok, but its all a lie.
she acts happy, but really shes a sad clown.
the act of a female performing deep f-ll-t– on a male while wearing heavy mascara and/or eyeliner. the depth of the act may initiate the gag reflex causing her eyes to water, resulting in her mascara to run down each cheek; thus, resembling a sad clown when she looks up at you.
i’m stressed out. i could really go for a sad clown tonight.
the act of having s-xual relations with a woman and, as soon as the male takes his pants off, the female sees how small his p-n-s is and starts laughing uncontrollably to the point where tears start to roll down her face.
you: so how’d your night with hayley go?

friend: not so good, man…

you: oh, sorry to hear that, what happened?

friend: well, let’s put it this way. as soon as we started to get it on back at my place, she sad clowned.

you: hahaha!
adj, adv, describing an artistic expression, work, action, or att-tude which is trite, maudlin, clumsy and overearnest.
“the black hole” is a sad-clown rendition of kubrick’s “2001”, simplifying the latter’s rarefied metaphysics into simplistic manichean notions of heaven and h-ll.
when you blow your load on the girls face and then punch her in the nose so she has a white face and a red nose. the girl will then cry from the punch causing her to be a sad clown.
robin was being really annoying during s-x so i gave her the sad clown when i blew my load.
a irony, a person who is happy but sense something bad is going to happen, therefore making that person feel sad
i feel like a sad clown
when you are ready to c-m after a bl-wj-b, come into each eye of your lover, making him or her tear up and have c-m dribble down their eyes. then punch them in the nose, making a red bl–dy nose, resembling a sad clown.
i busted betty cheating on me, so before i dumped her b-tch -ss, i made her a sad clown.

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