suck a d-ck eeyore: when someone is too sad or exhausted to go through with a s-xual favor, but goes through with it anyways.
he cornered me outside and gave me the sad eeyore.
the best, most loyal friend you could ever have. usually a cancer in terms of astrology, and a wonderful realist. she is amazing and wonderful and you couldn’t wish for a more loyal and amazing friend. she is willing to do anything for you if she cares about you. she is beautiful and normally has […]
only the best pokémon ever. if you think that another one is better, you are wrong. p1: dude, is that a torterra p2:yeah my dude p1:ive pretty much lost already, here’s the gym badge
- purest filth
a group of friends that get drunk every weekend and experience serious dads (day after drinking sh-ts) wow do you reckon those girls are ‘purest filth”.
- troll b*geys
are the horrible green things that your mother puts on your plate at christmas kid – eww mum why are you giving me troll b-geys mum – for the last time they are called brussel sprouts
- jack brooks
jack brooks has a big p-n-s (1 inch +) i have a jack brooks