sad penis
playful slang for a soft, limp, or flaccid p-n-s. the opposite of happy p-n-s.
my girlfriend unzipped my pants, but my p-n-s just hung down. she looked up at me. “sad p-n-s?” she asked with a pout.
“sad p-n-s,” i sighed.
she grinned wickedly. “i’ll fix that,” she said, as she took me into her mouth and started to blow me.
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