Sad Trumpet
the act of slowly masurbating while staring into a mirror and crying.
the man was feeling particularly depressed wednesday, when his wife caught him doing the sad trumpet in the living room. wearing nothing but his socks, he slowly tugged one out while staring at himself full length mirror. dejected tears rolled slowly down his cheeks to the sound of taps playing quietly in the background.
the sound made by trying to insert a flaccid p-n-s into a farting -sshole.
i tried sticking my limp d-ck in her -ss, she farted making a sad trumpet noise.
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